I made OpenAI’s GPT-2 (one of the world’s most advanced AI-powered text generators) spit out horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Accomplishing this was actually quite easy. I went to the Talk To Transformer website where programmer Adam King maintains an interactive version of GPT-2 and entered “What is my horoscope for” prompts for each sign. It works like this: GPT-2 isn’t always coherent. In the video above it’s generating nonsense and gibberish. And that’s why, when I was generating the horoscopes below, I was tempted to just keep smashing the “generate another” button until something funny, clever, or shocking came out. But, since literally anything GPT-2 spits out will be equally as accurate as any human-generated horoscope, I decided it would be a waste of everyone’s time to do that. Instead, what you’re about to see are twelve completely unedited “horoscopes,” generated by entering the same “What is my horoscope for” prompt for each zodiac sign. The only time I pressed the “generate” button more than once was for Cancer, and that’s because it spit out some morbid stuff about disease that didn’t seem appropriate right now. Anyway, we hope you enjoy this stupid horoscope made by smart AI. Scorpio: Aries: Author’s note: You’ll notice in the quote below that this is a horoscope for Pisces despite the fact I asked it for Aries. Apparently, if you’re an Aries, the AI’s advice is to become a Pisces instead. Leo: As a Pisces, you are very close to others, you might feel a little restless and overwhelmed, and you are good at following people around in life. If you want to get more personal, read our article on the 13 notes of your birth chart. Author’s note: In the above quote, GPT-2 followed “Yours Sincerely” with a Twitter username that actually appears to belong to a real person. We purposely omitted it from this article, but thought it was noteworthy enough to mention. Please do come visit, and to anyone who will be in my near future, this email is a prompt and dear request. Yours Sincerely, Cancer: Pisces Have a gift of comedy and take it out on others Shout it from the top of your lungs Bring forth as much pain as you think is needed Put your faith in love and your faith in God Treat people with kindness and don’t be rude Shout your defiance from your rooster Finish what you start. It’ll be easier to continue when you start Get results with every first thing you do Promote peace and unity wherever you can By my hand I give life to everything, and every thing in turn gives life to me Forget love, all that Taurus Aqours is all I can do for pisces – what does it mean to me? I am your energy of hope! Let your touch permeate into my heart and radiates your love. I am yours and I am yours too. Sagittarius For a person born under the sign of the Roman god Taurus, the phases of the moon are seen as more negative than for a person born under the sign of the sun, for example. Your last lunar phase, called the New Moon, is the moment that your Moon Phase indicates most strongly. (That’s why a crescent Moon will always represent the New Moon.) What signs are associated with astrology? Capricorn Gemini Virgo Featuring so many unique qualities about you, it is the responsibility of the astrologer to bring to light these talents and talents worth experiencing! How was your horoscope revealed? It can be difficult for some astrologers to think. Libra If the case arises that Scorpio is in conjunction with your Mercury – meaning Jupiter is in conjunction with your Sun – you should begin to look out for the influence that your Karmic tendencies hold for you. The placement of Jupiter in your sign may influence how important your personality is to you, as well as the strengths and weaknesses you have in dealing with other people. Aquarius Libra’s desire to maintain balance and harmony and to be guided by the stars are very strong. A naturally good speaker and a well-spoken public speaker, Libra expresses her thought and ideas as accurately and subtly as she can. In practical terms, this means that Libra usually wants to improve the lives of others. Sorry about that last one. Evidently being an Aquarius involves a lengthy acceptance process. On the bright side, at least you’re not an Aries right? They don’t even get a horoscope this week. Let us know what you think about GPT-2’s Zodiac prowess in the comments. Current position: Starting vocation: Potential aspiration: Sign of passage: Perception of negativity: Self-actualization: Constellation: This is the Aquarian Age of Perseverance. You want to be a strong person, but you need to learn not to be too conscious about being a strong person. Your greatest fantasies: Dreams/Life goals: They may be abstract ideas or life lessons. Childhood personas: Sources of inspiration: Television, movies, books, newspapers, etc. Consciousness’ side:
